Smokers Elcome*

Smokers elcome!
Ednecks and all!
Orkers, ruckers, amilies
We’re here to lease!
Before or after a mornins ork
We’ll give you what you eed

Big plates of iscuits and ravy
Acon, egs and oast
Bottomless cups of offee,
Iced ea and oke
Bring on your hungry elly
We’ll make sure it gets toked

Sorry if you can’t nderstand me
With my Midwestern farm rawl
Or, maybe its our ignage
That keeps wantin to fall

We’re right of Highway 40
In old Independence, MO
We’ve got a 60 foot sign
Marking our humble bode
Just give us a holler, or a nock
We’ll be sure to let you in
Long as your from the right tock

Don’t like to talk olitics
That just ain’t our peed
There’ll be no hell and tarnation
Long as we agree
Riends and easy-goin olk
That’s alls we eed!

Whether a moker or edneck
An orker or rucker
An ama or apa
Randma or randpa
Whether appy or adv
Awake or uckered
Come to Debbie’s iner
And we’ll feed your pucker

*"Smokers Elcome" - as appears on Debby's Diner sign (photo 1)